GasWorks

When Republicans can't disprove something for their benefit, they label it

Junk Science

When Republicans can't prove something in their favor, they call it

Intelligent Design

You see, all you people in the media, what you don't understand is that warfighting, or fighting a war is like eating corn on the cob.

You tackle the first row, and then you move on to the next, and you keep going back and forth until the cob is clean. But you don't know when you're going to come around to the other side, because you can't see the other side, so you have to keep eating until you get to the other side, otherwise you'll throw away some unfinished corn, and that's when the raccoons come out and steal it. And by raccoons, I mean terrorists, so eat your corn or the terrorists will get it.

The Grand Old Party is The Big House Party

I'm off to start manufacturing wool condoms, because I think the jacuzzi-frequenting eskimo fornicators demographic has been unfairly neglected.

Shrink to fit, guaranteed, one size fits all. Now available in flannel.

This is the first post, it's dedicated to my wonderful, amazing, ultra-special/smart/sexy girl Julsy.