Friday, December 16, 2005
Window of Joy
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
GD has been sighted adrift at sea
Efforts towards a recovery seen as listless and without direction
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
If only the stammering and hee-hawing was because
Monday, December 12, 2005
They're just LINES, people
Friday, December 09, 2005
Nothing escapes the Eagle-Eye of GWB
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Every time you masturbate, God kills a
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Today George W. Bush talked about his new Strengthened Borders Initiative.
Oh those dastardly sciences!
When Republicans can't disprove something for their benefit, they label it 
When Republicans can't prove something in their favor, they call it
Junk Science
When Republicans can't prove something in their favor, they call it
Intelligent Design
Heckel and Jeckel
You see, all you people in the media, what you don't understand is that warfighting, or fighting a war is like eating corn on the cob.You tackle the first row, and then you move on to the next, and you keep going back and forth until the cob is clean. But you don't know when you're going to come around to the other side, because you can't see the other side, so you have to keep eating until you get to the other side, otherwise you'll throw away some unfinished corn, and that's when the raccoons come out and steal it. And by raccoons, I mean terrorists, so eat your corn or the terrorists will get it.
